Doug Reinhardt decided it’s the time to have a child with Paris Hilton and thinks she would be a good mother. Yeah right!

“Paris would make a great mom — she’s my Angel Princess. I’d love to have some mini Parises one day,” Doug told In Touch at LA’s MyHouse on March 20. “I’d love to have children, that’s what completes your life,” added Paris.

The problem is Paris Hilton wants a clean father for her children and doesn’t like Doug’s Tatoos and Piercings. Like her children won’t get laughed at in school that their colleagues masturbate on Paris Hilton Sex Tape. Offer nothing, ask everything.